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Too Much Cheryl
02:42
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Oh, Cheryl!
You took the house too?
What a selfish fucking move!
Do you feel warm at night?
While I have to fight for a piece of cardboard
For both me and the dog?
The dog you fucking left me with?
“Oh he’s a good companion”
Well, now I gotta take care of him!
I’m homeless now Cheryl!
You took the house and the fucking kids
Selfish bitch
I want the house back
I want the kids
I want all of it
You took my life from me
Bitch
Cheryl
The fucking kids
You like that cowbell?
I found it in the dumpster
Looking for cardboard
I’m so cold at night Cheryl
Might as well eat the fucking dog at this point
I want the kids
I want the house
Bitch
Ravioli
Chef Boyardee from the trash
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In the factory
Deep inside was you
Sweet and savory
Delivered your goo
Capped the plastic bottle
VSCO girls hate you
Production at full throttle
Yet it tastes like a shoe
Brother broth
Brother brother broth
Brother brother broth broth
Brother broth
It's a mystery
Where the goo comes from
Color of a frog
Hazy like smog
Did this come from you?
This mysterious goo
Brother broth
Gave me tooth rot
Brother broth
Makes me trot along
We don’t have long
Brother broth
Erectile Dysfunction
Aight
I love you Susan
Yo I wanna fucking kill you
So does Zach
I wanna fucking kill you
Bitch, I know where you live
I'm gonna tickle your toes
Bitch, I wanna fucking love you
Bitch
I wanna lick your toes
All night
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3. |
Bay Leaves
03:31
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I've been having trouble sleeping
It's like the cogs keep turning
It's 4 am
I'm tuckered out
Another sleepless night
I'm passing out
Just woke up
Never could I believe
That waking up in
My own fever dream
Could be so cold
I would see
That without the throne
I never tried to breathe
It’s getting harder to be
So alone
You can't sleep
Neither can I
Tried countin’ sheep
Awake here I lay
You're in my dreams
Why would I lie
You know I tried
Would you see my
Perspective
Did you tell him
The beans were mine
All of my beans
Get eaten by me
I'm into vore
It's not kinky
Caught in the stream
Liking vore memes
I'm at the store
Buying some more
But it’s not the same
The beans in your stomach
Are calling my name
Still can't believe
You Took my beans
I'll take em back
No matter the means
But your words
Mean nothing to me
I'm in your head
Scooping out bread
Where are the beans
Where are the beans
Where are the beans
Where are the beans
Where are the beans
You can't sleep
Neither can I
Tried countin’ sheep
Awake here I lay
You're in my dreams
Why would I lie
You know I tried
Would you see my
Perspective
Did you tell him
The beans were mine
All mine
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4. |
Presentation
02:24
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Today’s presentation’s on industrialization
Agricultural societies - ignore his improprieties
To build a real nation, such a vital foundation
Widespread work in factory mass production mastery
Fuck industrialization
Talk about agriculture
You’re colonizing vultures
Preying on Native American cultures
Motherfuckers lying, stealing
Native peoples, you were killing
Taking land from these families
To build your fuckin' factories
Work 16 hour days
Almost given no pay
So fuck this presentation
Don’t glorify the suffering
American invasion
Or is this the wrong occasion
Industrialization started 1760
King George was assassinated
Replaced him with a lizard
Since then we’ve been astray
But before that, I should say
The aliens came down
Fucked the monkeys, you clown
And that’s where we came from
Richard Nixon tried to tell us
Got impeached by them fellas
Who were tryna keep it quiet
Putting fluoride in our water
Turn us gay through our diet
Wake up to what’s important
Fuck Hulu I just torrent
Bitch
Kyree you need to leave this class
Before I call security
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5. |
We Different
01:51
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Walk with me
Follow the path and find a world unseen
It seems so far away
From what I was
And what I am today
Right where the poppies grow
The sun glows over the graves
You’ve got to learn how to change
Expect you won’t stay the same
The river up ahead
Lives through division
The bridge where we met
Sways to a rhythm
The leaves fall off the trees
With no permission
The path
Is all in your hands
All in your hands
All in your hands
All in your hands
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7. |
I'm Not a Doctor
02:01
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Woke up at 4
Beat my meat
Beat so hard
Can’t feel my feet
Stumbled out of bed
Cleaned out my head
Saw my parents in the kitchen
I just woke up
And you’re bitchin’ at me
I’m gonna hold my tongue
I don’t wanna be rude
But please
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
I don’t wanna be a doctor a Woah no
I just wanna stay at home and play my Taylor
I don’t wanna go to med school
I just wanna play a I IV V
I don’t wanna be a doctor ah hell no
This Chevy Prizm
Will be the death of me
Nothing good on the radio
Nothing good to see
I’m going nowhere fast
I hope I’ll last
I’m going nowhere
I don’t wanna be a doctor oh hell no
Not even if hell gave me an Icee
I don’t wanna be a doctor a woah oh
Unless it’s Blue Raspberry
I dunno
They just hit different no cap
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8. |
Jam Sesh 5.net
02:47
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9. |
Brain Aneurysm
05:39
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I feel like I’ll throw up
My head feels like it’s
Gonna crack like an egg
And fry in a skillet
It feels like I’ve been sleeping on a bed of rocks
I’ve got a stiff back
It’s hard to see straight
It’s almost like I’m seeing double of everything
It’s too bright in here to describe
It’s like I’m being bombarded by the sun
Shits wack
It’s getting harder to keep my left eye open
So confused
I’m gonna pass out
‘Morning
I don’t feel so good
It’s like my head is bleeding
But I can’t see it
Why is everything turning red?
What day is it?
I can’t tell anymore
What happened yesterday?
I’m losing memory
Of what?
Did someone kick me in the head?
Might as well be dead
Bet
Good morning
Wake up, sleepyhead
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She's just a killer
A local thriller
Breakin' my heart and she's
Gone insane
A mental note in my head
That she wants me dead
So I’m running away
Pack my stuff and I’m out
Driving out to who knows where
I see her car up ahead
And I know that I got no time to spare
Mend my soul
But I still feel alone
Her crazy smile is the only thing
That she ever told
Now I know
That I can't turn to home
Because she's waiting for me can't you see
Just a dirty road
Mend my soul
But I still feel alone
Her crazy smile is the only thing
That she ever told
Now I know
That I can't turn to home
Because she's waiting for me can't you see
Just a dirty road
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11. |
Class of 2020, Epilogue
04:23
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Middle school was lame
Graduated 8th grade
Thinkin' I wouldn’t see my friends again
About to move to Oregon
It didn’t happen
Ended up living in Livermore
Had a little taste of freedom
Got a new girlfriend, she was hella cute
We ended up moving after 2 months
Had to start over again in another high school
Then made way way better friends
Some kid in a beanie in ARMS class
I’d later call that kid family
Freshman year was tough
I was just a cringe post on iFUnny
Sophomore was better
Broken up with Livermore for some El Sob-
Rante chick that didn’t want me
Got dumped and pursued brazil, that didn’t work out
SO I went Berkeley
That summer was weird
Almost lost my virginity and hung out at the beach
LONG TOEs
Berkeley turned out toxic
Junior Year was a blast
Went to more concerts,
Got tighter with a smaller group
I didn’t want it to end
Lost my virginity under the stars
Got a polaroid and started
Takin pictures and did a lot of new things
Started writing music I knew I’d release
And oh yeah, my grandpa died
Senior year was interesting
Kid with a beanie moved and the group split
The best relationship ended and some people got distant
I released my first album, first EP, first single
And started taking pictures on film and started college classes
Went to prison and saw reality
I always said I only went to school to see my friends
And I wasn’t lying
COVID-19 hit and physically seeing them was not an option
I miss my friends and most of the teachers
This year’s been crazy
Got drunk for the first time
That night’s still hazy
Then had a job part-time
They didn’t need me
When it got cut off
By some sickness that
Gives you a cough
A coincidence
WE NEVER SAW COMING
They told us we were
The cursed class
Class of 2020
Yeah
It’s fucking crazy, man
I miss my friends, man
I don’t even know how we’re gonna graduate
Like, they said it’ll be by appointment or some shit
I don’t know
I don’t know, we’ll see
I graduate the day this comes out
So we’ll see
Love one another, shit’s important
Bye
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Zacc and the Scissorlips El Sobrante, California
Zacc and the Scissorlips is a band from El Sobrante, CA. The band made up of Zachary Szerlip, Joseph Sahouria, Julia Remigio, and whoever wants to write and perform a song. We make music.
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