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A Third of Cheryl's Lawyer

from Cuccia Gang 3 by Zacc and the Scissorlips

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lyrics

It's finally time
To settle this
I want the house
I want the kids
A new dog
And you gone

You aren't getting a thing
You're lucky you got the CDs
The kids won't miss you
I hope you can see that too

Woman all you spout are lies
I hear the children's cries
I know you hate me
But you know I'll try
Give me the chance
I'll be a part of their lives
It can all start now
Just stop pushing me out

No way, prick
What you say is illegitimate
You know those kids aren't yours

Of course, I know
I still love them as my own
But you have to realize
That means I don't have to pay alimony
(Dammit really?)
(Yeah, he's right)
I still wanna be a good father figure for them
But they aren't my responsibility

The legalities of your actions
Have left this super messy
The kids don't even want to move
Out of Missouri

Fine! I'm done, you get everything
(Wait what?)
I'm out, bitches.
Wait wait wait sign this first
That's it then

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from Cuccia Gang 3, released January 1, 2022
Zachary Szerlip - Drums, Vocals
Joseph Sahouria - Guitar, Bass, Vocals
Alex Nava - Vocals

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Zacc and the Scissorlips El Sobrante, California

Zacc and the Scissorlips is a band from El Sobrante, CA. The band made up of Zachary Szerlip, Joseph Sahouria, Julia Remigio, and whoever wants to write and perform a song. We make music.

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